Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge

My favorite movie has a sequel!!!!!!!

Here's the trailer:

Autoanal Sex

I'd like to take a moment to respond to the questions that Jeeves responded to in the inaugural post.

Is ejaculating in the anus safe?

Is ejaculating in the anus fun?

Well, my on-again-off-again swinger exboyfriend boytoy Henry Pattywhack has a very long Fibonacci penis. I call it a Fibonacci penis because it forms a perfect Fibonacci spiral when erect. Due to its length and curvature, Henry can easily manuver his penis soas to penetrate his own anus. As a hypersexual bisexual, this makes masturbation particularly sexual for Henry.

He informs me, however, that he tries to never ejaculate in this position. His penis immediately goes flaccid upon ejaculation - boner to flerg in 0 seconds flat. Also, although his erections can reach up to 28 inches, his flaccid penis is lucky to reach 2 inches. After ejactulating in his anis, his mushroom tip can become trapped in his anus, causing his flerg to be painfully stretched until he achieves another boner (usually 10-15 seconds). Thus, for autoanal sex at least, ejaculating in the anus is neither safe, nor fun.

The Inaugural Post

I recently received two related questions, and I'd like to tackle both of them simultaneously:

Is ejaculating in the anus safe? -Bengal

and

Is ejaculating in the anus fun? -Genie

Dear Tiger Genie,

Anal sex is something dear to my heart. I love a good butt-pounding time and again. However, it isn't fun for everyone. In my experience, anal sex is only enjoyable for the "catcher," and only until someone ejaculates. At that point, the fun stops. So don't ejaculate.

As far as safety is concerned, ejaculating in the anus is fine, with a couple notable exceptions:
1) Ejaculating in the anus sends a sharp pain to your pænis.
2) If you haven't ejaculated recently, the volume of semen could cause an overflow in the anal cavity, spilling out of the rectum and bellybutton.

Thank you for your question, and I hope this helped. I recommend you just get yourself a prosthetic phallus to prod your anus. Then you don't have to worry about "pitching" or ejaculating.