The Inaugural Post

I recently received two related questions, and I'd like to tackle both of them simultaneously:

Is ejaculating in the anus safe? -Bengal

and

Is ejaculating in the anus fun? -Genie

Dear Tiger Genie,

Anal sex is something dear to my heart. I love a good butt-pounding time and again. However, it isn't fun for everyone. In my experience, anal sex is only enjoyable for the "catcher," and only until someone ejaculates. At that point, the fun stops. So don't ejaculate.

As far as safety is concerned, ejaculating in the anus is fine, with a couple notable exceptions:
1) Ejaculating in the anus sends a sharp pain to your pænis.
2) If you haven't ejaculated recently, the volume of semen could cause an overflow in the anal cavity, spilling out of the rectum and bellybutton.

Thank you for your question, and I hope this helped. I recommend you just get yourself a prosthetic phallus to prod your anus. Then you don't have to worry about "pitching" or ejaculating.